If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
