But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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