i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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