Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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