True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
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A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Just pee around me
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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