Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..