Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"