Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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