HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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