My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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