Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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