erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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