Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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