Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Hello my rib-scented angel!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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