he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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