found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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