Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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