I wish I only lived at night.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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