There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
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i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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