Where did you get a picture of my penis
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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