Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
