she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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