I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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