I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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