tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We have so much sex to catch up on
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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