i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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