Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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