Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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