just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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