Whod you bang
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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