its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
