I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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