i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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