I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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