i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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