Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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