All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
tell me about the fingering
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