so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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