are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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