who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
too bad you live with your parents still
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
you inspire me to be a worse person
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
