There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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