Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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