Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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