Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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