you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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