Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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