found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"