Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves