listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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