is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just forgot I was standing up.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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