I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
love makes seman taste better
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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