Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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