super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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