he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
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