zippers are such a cool invention
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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