Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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