did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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